All pies are 16" of hand-tossed excellence. Add stale breadsticks for $2 more, like in the old days.
🍕 The Pies
| Pie | What’s On It | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Classic pepperoni, mozzarella, our 1987 secret sauce | $12.87 | |
| House meatballs, double cheese, impact crater of marinara | $14.50 | |
| Peppers, olives, mushrooms, too-hot-to-handle attitude | $13.25 | |
| Pineapple & ham. Still controversial. We don’t care. | $13.50 | |
| Everything. Literally everything. Starts loud. | $18.00 | |
| Peppers gathered by volunteers. We are no longer accepting volunteers. | 3 silver |
🍗 Sides
| Item | Notes | Price |
|---|---|---|
| 8pc, friction-burned to perfection | $8.99 | |
| Onion rings, obviously | $5.25 | |
| With dipping sauce of unknown origin | $5.87 |
🥤 Beverages
| Item | Notes | Price |
|---|---|---|
| 2L, always slightly too excited | $2.50 | |
| Small but mighty | $1.87 |