Welcome, hungry traveler, to SATURN PIZZA — serving out-of-this-world pies to the ringed planet’s finest community since 1987. All of our ingredients are imported from Earth, which is why delivery takes a moment.
Today’s Deals:
- 🍕 Two-for-Tuesday — buy one gravity, get one free
- 🥤 Family Combo — 1 large pie + 2L of Fizzy Comet Cola + a breadstick the size of a moon
- 🎲 Game Night Special — every Saturday from 9:30pm, roll a d20 for 20% off (see Game Night)
- 🐉 Quest Board — the dragon out back owes us for a Meatball Meteor. Inquire within. Pay is poor. Glory is worse.
“The crust has structure. Just like the rings.” — Pizza Weekly, 1994
What the customers say
| Reviewer | Verdict |
|---|---|
| Zorb of Io | “Finally, delivery.” |
| Grandma Saturn | “Better than my own. Don’t tell her I said that.” |
| A passing comet | “Tasty, but I only visit every 76 years.” |
Hungry? Call [555-0199] or shout into the void: me@saturn.pizza.